Neon Tango – Review
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It’s hard to imagine that it is almost twenty five years since I sat down and played a game on my first personal computer. I was a child of the early 70’s and like every other boy in my class was fascinated by the personal computer phenomenon.
Fast forward to the early 80’s and I was fully into handhelds, consoles and of course my beloved ZX Spectrum 48k. Yes you did hear me correctly, 48k!
So, I’m guessing that by now you’re thinking what is he wittering on about?
Well the reason I’m reminiscing so fondly of those bygone days is due to the game that I’ve chosen to review this week.
It’s Neon Tango by Freeverse software. And basically, it reminded me so much of the kind of games that I used play every evening on my ZX Spectrum. The game in question was ‘Thrust’. A wasted youth or a master plan for a career spent in front computers. Who knows?
I don’t normally like to quote verbatim from a developer’s website. But when I read the promo spiel for Neon Tango over on Freeverse.com it made me chuckle. So I’m going to make an exception.
They write…
If Chuck Norris had his action removed and hot-glued onto Jack Bauer, and then Mr. Bauer was blended into a protein shake, it would be called “The Neon Tango” and… it would be Delicious!!!
Well Thrust for the ZX Spectrum must have been released around 1983-ish! But it was in 1979 that it all started.
OK, hands up who’s old enough to remember the classic game called ‘Asteroids’ from Atari in 1979? Come on Mr. Sparks get that hand up! Who are you trying to kid? You thought you’d snuck that monumental birthday under the radar didn’t you?
Well I’m guessing some of you may or may may not remember. Put simply I think Neon Tango is a brilliant homage to the classic ‘Asteroids’ game but with extra bells and whistles, a cutting edge soundtrack and a new vibrant, tangy colour scheme and beautiful day-glo graphics. I don’t know if that was the developers intention or not? I would like to think the developer was, like me a massive fan.
The gameplay is similar to the ‘Asteroids’ format with you viewing your spacecraft and surrounding enemy from above. Your ship is equipped with the obligatory dual laser blaster plus you have a secondary power up weapon to fall back on when the going gets tough.
The graphical style is very similar you see with you, the enemy and the surrounding environment drawn in that classic 2D wireframe style. But the gigantic chunks of moon rock, aimlessly floating around in space though have gone. Instead you have swarms of alien ‘baddies’ who are really not best pleased that you have just teleported into their inter-planetray backyard.
Part of the appeal of a game like this is the simplicity of the gameplay. By that I mean anybody could pick up the gist of a game within a few minutes. You could argue it’s just a blast-fest but you do have in Neon Tango, the added complication of intricate areas and dividing walls to circumnavigate.
Now I’m going to be honest and admit that I haven’t progressed through Neon Tango at the quite the pace that I had thought I might. But from my own initial pathetic attempts it seems to follow that classic formula. Which in a nutshell is, defeat lots of minor ‘baddies’ then meet a ‘baddie’ from middle management. Defeat him/her/it then progress to the next level and so on and so on for 50 whole levels. Eventually, and I’m guessing here, at the final level you will probably bump into the head honcho, big boss, CEO ‘baddie’.
I did dabble with ‘Survival Mode’, this enables you to pick and choose your level of play. But be warned there’s a reason they ramp up the difficulty level by level. But I was feeling confident so I jumped in at level 36 - what the heck! Ironically, I didn’t survive very long in ‘Survival Mode’, it was pure carnage!
I’m not a massive gamer. I use them now purely as a means of killing the odd bit of time, commuting, long journeys and the such like. At $24.95 I think it’s a great price and represents great value for money considering the complexity and size of the task ahead. And if you are planning to take advantage of the fantastic exchange rate (which by my calculations) equates to £12.66 it is an absolute steal! But don’t take my word for it. The best thing to do is head over to www.freeverse.com and download a full demo.
System Requirements:
Mac OS X 10.4 or higher
G4 , G5, or Intel Processor
800 MHz or faster
32 MB VRAM minimum
512 MB RAM minimum
500 MB hard drive space minimum





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